I can appreciate the vulnerability in the act of messaging me to tell me you have a thing for Wheatley from “Portal 2” & that you think he’s sexy. It takes guts to admit something like that. Please do not message me about this again, however, and please try to have some standards for your own sake.
hello Karkat would you like to see what I had for lunch today
my bastardization of a lox bagel (could not find any decent/cheap smoked salmon & all I had for “smoky and savoury” was bacon & I also forgot to buy dill)
i'm a lesbian but the stanley parable narrator is so unbelievably charming to me. i think all the time about the elevator scene where he's quietly singing stanley's name over royalty free elevator music. and stanley is standing there with his expressionless polygon face while the narrator gasses him up like this. same feeling as watching a man feed a lizard and go "ohhh you're a happy boy aren't you" as it sits completely still and licks its eyeball. he loves his little made up man so much.
I also think he’s charming. My post was mostly about people wanting to have sex with him.
