advanced anti-aging strategies courtesy of Dr. CatFood - Buffalo, NY

in your most dire hours, what would you rather have: the warm smile and happy-go-lucky demeanor of a catfish, the quiet yet caring and dedicated support of a carp, or the fierce and powerful defense of a trout?

it’s got to be carp.

i've been binging some older streams of yours and keep noticing how often you say "howdy motherfucker" (something i also do) and kinda just wanted confirmation on if you picked that up from LISA or if that's just a Thing Holly Says Naturally

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Good eye.

listen to any good music recently?

Anonymous

please know i ask this with the highest respect and admiration. how the hell do you come up with some of the things you say?

Anonymous

I am clever

ever since your latest minecraft stream i keep saying "the beautiful world" and its really a delightful phrase to add to my vocabulary so thank you. what if we lived in the beautiful world

Anonymous

I have really good news about the world we live in, in spite of it all

DEAR PRINCESS CELESTIA

THE KOOPALINGS AND I

You mentioned liking those SomethingAwful Let's Plays - have you ever seen Sonic the Hedgehog 2 Special Edition?

Anonymous

It’s one of the all-time greats. No one has ever done it quite like docfuture.

I know this has probably been asked many times before but what made you want to start streaming?

Anonymous

Years of watching early SomethingAwful video LPs and old justin.tv streams made me think “hey this looks fun, maybe I should give it a try.” I kept chickening out or starting-then-stopping for years until 2020, though.

*gay Aladdin voice* 🎵A hole🎶

Anonymous

There’s nothing I can add to this message to make it funnier. I’ve been staring at it for days, transfixed. Thank you.