This reminds me: I went to the Museum of Jurassic Technology when I was in LA recently. Extremely cool and very funny establishment. I want to go back some day. They have an enclosed roof garden where you can get tea and ginger snaps and there’s a lot of birds that live there. Some very curious pigeons came VERY close and they are so damn round and white ball kind of bird. Bibi’s never meant to be a specific kind of bird, but it still made me laugh to remember “some birds are just like this, huh!”

Anyways, Bibi lays gigabite-sized files of garbage data. Good work, Bibi.

I want to preface this by saying “please don’t advertise products to me in my inbox”. That said: I think a lot of different people are embroidering vegetable designs onto a lot of different pillows, actually.

Back when “Fortnite” was still a PvE game without the battle royale stuff there was this one character who was, like, the most inoffensive design imaginable, but also she was fat (in the “well we don’t wanna rustle TOO many feathers” Disney or Blizzard kind of way, tho maybe that’s me being a little mean here) and some guy was like “This SJW design is so cringe. Here is my UN-TUMBLRIZED interpretation of her” and people made fun of it so much that it became a meme for a while. Anyways, I like her because she is wide. I don’t know any other characters from it & that’s mostly on purpose.

for the low, low price of a couple million dollars from Nintendo we can make this happen

I will not be answering every single “I liked your Wario and Dedede voices in the fandub” message I’ve received, because I think I’ve gotten like a hundred of them, but I want you all to know I’m reading them & they make me happy to see. Thank you. :+)

Archaeologists found him fully-formed deep inside of a cave & it was simply the way he was

I don’t own or play that game, no.

Straight up did not know there WERE any toxic birds. Thank you a lot! I’ve found a delightful Wikipedia article to read later.

you gotta decide how to live life on your own terms