if the beast would like it I have a big ripe lemon for bibi right here

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Would you like a small quiche

Anonymous

I already have that in my fridge.

holly what honorific do you prefer? ms hollowtones, mrs hollowtones, captain hollowtones, general hollowtones, dr hollowtones, comrade hollowtones, or something else?

Anonymous

Holly.

lizyerby:

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This comic is extra good if you read it while listening to vince guaraldi’s skating.  This comic is in part, redrawn schulz strips and in part my own writing.  Peppermint patty and marcie are characters by Charles Schulz.

hollowtones:

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Me in six-to-eight years

Me in “Minecraft” in a couple days, realistically

I started playing FF14 and I always assumed people were exaggerating about Moenbryda but huh they really do do her Like That.

Anonymous

The curse of a plot-important Roegadyn is to quickly become irrelevant & the curse of a plot-important woman early on in the game’s writing is to be killed off for drama or for a dude’s character development. They get less bad about the second one (for the most part) as time goes on, but the first one’s still very funny to me.

have you played dragon quest monsters on the 3ds

Anonymous

Only “Dragon Quest” game I’ve played is the one on the DS(?) where you drive a slime tank. Even then, I never played much of it. I liked it, though.

https://www.tumblr.com/crtter/712968264761868288/steal-this-album-id-incoming-text-messages Something you'd like to say?

Anonymous

Are you trying to accuse me of stealing this for HLVR or am I reading into this really uncharitably? Because I feel like I’ve been pretty explicitly clear from the start that “hotted boobs, tits big ones” was me misremembering this post LOL

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Me in six-to-eight years

hollowtones:

proboscismonkey:

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She is terrified of watermarks

i would be too if i saw them in my GREEN pile