Does Dr. Mr. Mario Mario Fuck
Anonymous

Thank you for your message.
Did you ask him? 
Is it justified? 

Hm.

Well… I don’t know. Not my business, yeah? 

But… probably. 
Ha ha.

my cat likes finding hair elastics and meowing loudly until we congratulate her on her catch. idk where she finds them
Anonymous

i am so proud of her… she’s doing such a good job

Hm! So it would seem that pride month's beginning has coincided with belly Friday. A blessing, perhaps?
Anonymous

Omen

Sooooo what happened between you and petra?
Anonymous

i… what? i AM petra

What??

well, i'm on seat "BIG 41g" and i couldn't be happier
Anonymous

Honestly? So happy to hear about it… People we really need to spread the word about this one

Me cowboy 🤠
Anonymous

Oh, :)… 

really happy to hear this. 

O.K.?

whats wrong with tax fraud
Anonymous

sorry i didn’t read this ask. i was eating “RIGATONI” with some sausages for my dinner. hope your day is going well, :)

petwa
Anonymous

this morning my cat did not want to USE the litterbox. she kept whining and meowing so sadly and just sat next to it. so i checked to see if there was pre-existing poops & craps (some times a cat does not like to make NEW ones if old ones already are there, y’know?) BUT it was so clean. 

so i told her “HEY LOLA!! It’s okay for you to make hot dumps, yeah?” and then she decided I was right.

well, that’s my story. 

Fine then.

Petra can you fix the city?
Anonymous

[Just blasts you AND the city]

slumberdancer
Anonymous

[obliterates you]