Hey your blog is one of my favorites to read & I really like your writing "voice," it makes me happy
Anonymous

aw, thank you

writing in the way i do is fun for me so im glad other folks enjoy it

how many yoshi will die from your negligence??
Anonymous

I do not appreciate your implying that Yoshi can be killed.

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Your posts all have a very distinctive voice and you're very good at making cryptic, high concept shitposts that are still grounded enough to be engaging. Glad to have you aboard.
Anonymous

thank you for your message and words but i must correct you/… i do not make “shit posts”> i ONLY make “goodposts”. and i am just setting the record straight, :)

petra, slumber "balls" mancer
Anonymous

today i solved @wayneradiotv’s overwhelming riddle of the balls (Riddle of spinx) so i think i deserve this title

petra i have a request.. how long will yoshi lvie for
Anonymous

for several ethical reasons i refuse to give a definite answer to this question

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i love you almost as much asI Looooove trash Anything dirty or dingy or dustey
Anonymous

this message has been in my inbox for… i think it’s been several days. i lost track. every time i see this message i feel fucking… mesmerized. what does this mean? how do i respond to this? is this an insult? a compliment? a threat? 

an omen?

thank you so much for your message.

🔥do you love me?
Anonymous

i do not know who you are and i do not like strangers (anonymous ones, no less) asking me these sorts of questions!! it makes me very uncomfortable!! THAT is my opinion

i cant wait for more games in the BOTW engime
Anonymous

honestly? massive same

BotW is still one of my top 5 favourite zelda games but i REALLY hope something analogous to the jump from OoT to majora’s mask happens with BotW

🔥legend of zegend
Anonymous

zelda 1 sucks outside of being interesting from a historical perspective. zelda 2 was alright. i don’t care much for OoT. twilight princess made me feel very tired. BotW is EXTREMELY good but overall disappointing to me as far as its writing goes? it has a really fascinating concept but i don’t feel like it ever goes into it as deeply as i want it to.

i have practically no interest in timeline stuff outside of the times when games are very directly and purposefully linked (like the connections between OoT and wind waker, and OoT with twilight princess). outside of that it does nothing for me. it feels like a puzzle that people REALLY want to solve while also feeling like a puzzle that doesn’t exist

🔥mine craft
Anonymous

it’s fun but i can only really ever play it for like… small bursts, every few months. the amount of freedom w.r.t. what you can do & the lack of direction kind of overwhelms me?? and i’m not really good at 3D thinking to really build anything elaborate or interesting.

i like to play minecraft in multiplayer but only if everyone playing is starting off all at the same time. it’s not as fun for me when i jump into a game and there’s so much stuff that’s been done and built. & usually whenever i play with other people i end up fucking off to some remote wilderness to make a tiny house with an elaborate basement labyrinth & some nice farmland.