my opinion is that ham is the most boring meat. it is the most boring meat you could get from a pig and the most boring meat you could get from any animal. i will eat it out of obligation and little else. 

ham sandwiches are exhausting and i will do everything in my power to ensure i never willingly make them for myself ever again

peas are incredible. i could eat peas forever… Wow.  !

this is an unpopular opinion with my mom and t hat’s what matters.

it’s soooooo silly how no-one ever plants the eggplant in the ground, to get free eggs forever…

i would do this but my garden already is so full of rhubarb, lettuces, chard, garlic, squash, etc

nightcore and eurobeat are good. is that an unpopular opinion? i dont know enough about “Music” to say, but i assume this is so.

uh i think some dubstep & club / house music (not sure what the Official genre name is?) is unironically good too. i also dont know how unpopular of an opinion that is… im not really the right person to ask about music. mostly i just listen to chiptunes and canadian rock and jazz artists. i dont know what a “Trouble Clef” is

oh i guess i do have an Un-Pop “Op”, as it were… the banjo is a suuuuper good instrument. the bagpipes too. the clarinet also. i know how to play the clarinet and i would like to learn the other two. well, that’s all

Cat Piece… lol

furiously running through scenic Old Montreal and branding a gigantic letter “A” on every ancient and historic church bell i see…

whwen the POPE sees this funny new trick he is just going to flip

thank you for letting me know. i love to be kept up-to-date with all the latest news about seals.

well, i think they should be on the news every day! 

But this is a start.

it’s less “i am purposefully and maliciously casting awful spells at my friend ren @cmder to make her commit Foolish Acts” and more “a wizard cursed me so that everything i say is made retroactively true, and i am a fool and a clown who loves to have bad ideas”

speaking of: tomorrow’s cancelled. i decided that owls have been upgraded. i decided that owls are coming. see you all on Bonus Wednesday!

what

i have not felt okay in maybe a month or two, no