Would u sleep with a Trans woman
Anonymous

i… what a strange, strange thing to ask

i guess i… technically already do, all things considered? does “going to sleep” count as “sleeping with yourself”? is that just unnecessary semantics?

anyways i don’t like this question

im not smart enough to understand your computer jokes but i know that they are all very good
Anonymous

this reminded me that i wanted to make another joke about computers, thank you

also thank you for the compliment

Sex is a myth. Don't let the others convince you
Anonymous

i’m a myth

Did you really not know that bondage is a thing lol like...
Anonymous

idont know what sex is. i dont think its real. well ok bye!

ive never done it but, with someone i trust, it seems like it would be a little sexy. but idk i dont know much. I get the concern
Anonymous

oh it’s not really so much “concern” as “i thought this was just some kind of running joke, like the joke people made when they’re talking about sex but don’t want to show boob or panis”

laet number
Anonymous

this message has been in my inbox for what feels like months (but im pretty sure it’s only been a few days), and every time i look at it i feel an emotion i could never describe

Hello! I named a chicken after you because I think you are just super! Have fun!
Anonymous

this is absolutely wonderful news and i am honoured… i hope you and your chicken have wonderful days ahead of you

Lol you put "don't rb" on the dumbest posts. Like nobody's gonna reblog your posts about your life. It's not like you're Selena Gomez (unless you are then sorry ignore this)
Anonymous

1) what’s with the attitude?

2) people literally HAVE done this in the past, often enough for it to seriously bother me, which is why im anal about this

That Tom Bombadil game sounds so incredible I think it made me tear up. I wanna collect Lilly Pads and sing to hobbits
Anonymous

strongly agree. this is like my ideal media experience i think. or at least An ideal

Would you like to meet Titus ?
Anonymous

Hi!

Don’t know who THAT is.

I am SO so scared! Thank you so much.