the post was fine and my addition was fine. this message is wrong AND useless! you really do not need to send someone a message about how mad you are over their harmless post! consider directing your energy towards something more productive, like reading a book you like, or talking to your favourite bird or whatever, instead of choosing to waste both of our time

can’t answer this

dont know what’s more distressing: the fact that seals is just meat eclairs, or the fact that this person just swallowed an entire seal

“mancaster” sounds like the name of a weapon from a sci-fantasy universe where it’s some kind of crystal-powered device that projects ghostly versions of yourself to work alongside you

or like a crossbow that shoots entire people

honestly i saw the word “mancaster” & then i lost focus so i couldn’t read the rest of what you wrote. terribly sorry. have a wonderful day

SOME BARNACLE’S FACT

• There’s barnacles.
  
• They got shells.
• They got cement glands.
• They are full of cement.
• They are not full of cream.
• Some times the shell makes it hard for them to FUCK!
• “Barnacles probably have the largest penis to body size ratio of the animal kingdom.”
  
• I don’t like that.
• Some times they live on walls or big pillars.
• Some times they live on whales.
• Sometimes the whales don’t like it. But sometimes they don’t care.
• Do you like whales? I like whales. 
• Whales are not full of cream. Whales are full of magic.
• They got NO heart and NO gills but I THINK they got souls.
• I think they got bum also.
  
• It wasn’t clear.
• They got eye.
• The babies are like little larvae that swim about until they get old and find a nice spot. Then they go to this nice spot and they think “hmm, that’s a good spot. i,m going to make cement here.” 
• I think that’s right.
• It wasn’t clear. I didn’t look into it much though.
• They look silly when they’re enjoying a snack.
• There’s this kind called Goose Barnacles, or sometimes Gooseneck Barnacles, and they’re called that because they anchor on to things using these big meaty tubes that look like goose necks.
• They’re also called that because in the Old Days people used to think they would transform into geese, or that geese would pop out of their shells, & that’s how geese are made.
• I wish that was how geese are made. I think that sounds delightful.
• Geese are not full of cream. Geese are full of grease and rage.
• Snails eat them a lot.
• Fish eat them.
• Limpets eat them.
• Don’t know what a limpet is.
• Crabs eat them.
• Sea stars eat them.
• I used to think seals eat them but I guess not?
• Do you like seals? I like seals.
• Some seals are full of cream.
• You could eat some barnacles, if you want.
• But only some of them.
• If you want.
• You are probably not full of cream.
  
• I hope?
• But you COULD be full of barnacles.

im fucking howling, did you think this was some kind of epic gotcha to own those nasty trans women online or whatever? WIZARDS AREN’T REAL!!! wizards can be anything they want because they’re not real!! what were you hoping to accomplish here lmao!!

OH!!! lots of a good food out there. i like to make some eggs, if you’re a person who would eat eggs. another good thing? well it’s some spaghetti… lots of things you could do with a spaghetti. lots of sauce or topping. 

OH!! what else… some soup. SO MANY SOUP!!!!! it’s fun to enjoy a good soup. well, hope it’s sufficient list. thank you for your message.

Hrm! had some of that on a sandwich, the other day. 

Well, goodbye!

can you not understand how someone taking their anger out at you & condescending to you over something you are 1) unaware of, and 2) not involved in, would be exhausting and stressful, as a marginalized person who already has to deal with people’s nonsense

at no point did i say “oh lol you dumb care-havers, who care about things” or whatever you’re convinced i’ve said. but you are probably not the original sender of the message (who i am more than willing to discuss this with, ideally in private), and you are clearly not here for any sort of good faith discussion

so you don’t get to talk to me anymore! bye!