oh?

yeah, snail… yeah!! funny little men. 

keep them a-way from MY swiss chard, though!!!!!

Well that’s snails for ya.

thanks so much for your message :)

aw shucks, thank you! what a cute thing to say…

i’m glad my goofy little words make people happy, that’s all i could ever hope for

oohhh… give me a minute

hm.

Well I think that I c

petrichor is an A+ smell but it also makes me a little sad because rain sets off my allergies and makes my breathing get lousy

petra core i think already exists and basically it’s anything by 4mat or Disasterpeace, if i ever try to make music i want to make music kind of like that

this message made me smile, thank you :)

*uou’ye

ive only played two of them (4U and Generations)

if you mean The Weapons then for me it’s like… hunting horn, switch axe, hammer, gunlance, heavy bowgun, insect glaive, longsword, Cat Mode, sword-shield, dual blades. probably in that order. HH is definitely Most Fun Weapon for me

in terms of the monsters?? uuuuhhhhhh fuck. i dunno. tough call. i like chaotic gore magala a whole lot though. seltas queen is fun also. i DO like ukanlos a bunch. teostra and kushala are fun little guys (wish i could say the same for chameleos but HOOGH it is miserable to solo with a hunting horn so that’s put a sour taste in my opinion of him)

i also like garuga a lot. yes he’s absolutely a fucker but he’s SO fun to fight with the hunting horn once you get into the rhythm of it. chaos gore & garuga were the only monsters i learned to solo in g-rank because i love to fight them so much

im definitely two of those things, and i DO try to be the other thing

thanks so much! i think it’s because i’m a wizard. 

look at this picture.

i’ve been looking at this photo for the past 30 minutes?

hope y ou have a good evening.

Dear Petra,

Pee Pee Is Funny. Thanks so much.

Some regards,

Petra H. Slumbermancer.