There!

Uh, it's called sarcasm? It's a joke, my dude. People over-exaggerate things like that all the time. Don't be a weirdo about it...

Anonymous

yes i am aware of what sarcasm is but it’s exhausting and boring

& i’m sorry but i don’t think “being hostile and mean to strangers over what basically amounts to nothing” is a very good or funny joke

which is more powerful: wizard, sorcerer, cleric, magician

Anonymous

all of them are exactly the same thing, except magicians have the power of Money, and clerics have the power of Swinging Heavy Slabs Of Metal About. make of this what you will

Ham FUCK

Anonymous

I had a dream that you came to my high school (I've long graduated) and told me there was someone I should meet on the 7th floor, which I didn't know existed. When I went there, it was a room absolutely packed with like chuck-e-cheese games. Nobody else was there, and when I called out for you a door on the far side of the room opened that had Richard Nixon's (I think?) face on it, and the Nixon face told me no one was there. Also the whole dream you were just a blurry and indistinct figure.

Anonymous

sincere apologies. not just a dream.

The Prophecy

in your hands now. good luck, and breathe well

you appeared briefly in a dream, you were all blurry and made of light, with long flowing golden hair, and you had an aura of warmth and Big. i have no idea why this happened but it was cool to meet your magic light self

Anonymous

this is wonderful and powerful and a lot of what i aspire to be. i wish i could dream about myself being like that. instead last night i dreamt about things like “Lin-Manuel Miranda presents: High School Musical”, and “my new blog, gay-reaction-images”. thank you for your message, it filled me with the feelgoods

Hello Petra I'm love you platonically and you're phenomenal

Anonymous

i have had this ask sitting in my inbox for a little while now because every time i look at it i misread “phenomenal” as “pheromones” and whenever i think about the sentence “i love you platonically, AND you are pheromones” i think i can feel my entire body just shatter into thousands of little triangles and my soul blasts off into deep space

but i DO appreciate what the message actually says, thank you

You are Good and A Friend

Anonymous

hey thanks. i try to be those things, usually. i appreciate that this is (evidently?) something others see in me

thank you for your message

What's your overall favorite daedric artifact then? Mine's Mehrune's Razor

Anonymous

in terms of function? azura’s star is always Useful in every game it’s in because i love enchanting. spellbreaker is also neat

in terms of appearance? dawnbreaker, goldbrand and volendrung

lore-wise? i suppose they’ve all got neat stories. i do like the bittercup especially though

I 100% have no idea what most of the things this blog is saying or talking about but the way you write is nice and I just enjoy reading it, despite being completely confused (though that's truthfully very common for me)

Anonymous

most of the time i am talking about either a) The Elder Scrolls, or B) nothing in particular, so i’d say don’t worry about it too much haha

glad you enjoy my words and sounds though, thank you

ur way of speaking is so... relaxing... I love it thank u for being how you are it's nice

Anonymous

thank you. that’s definitely a Thing i try to convey in my words and speech, because i am basically a big wiggling mess of anxiety and far-too-strong emotions at all times

which makes it kind of difficult for me to regulate my verbal speech a lot of the time? but im glad it comes through in my text at least