Good.

a very big fish that the hist turned into an argonian

…or was it an argonian the hist shaped like a very big fish? it matters little.

most famous for his brief stature as jarl of riften in the early 3rd Era, notable for his legislations that helped with the immigration and acceptance of a growing argonian population, and bolstered the booming aquacultural economy, promoting the national and international trade of  nordic seaweed, crustaceans and shellfish, and “[…] those delicious little fishes, what do you call them in your tongue again? sardines? oh, i am going to just eat like three hundred of those tonight, thank you”

slightly less famous for being devoured by a ravenous pack of sabre cats one fateful night. per skyrim tradition, any who defeats a jarl or ruler in combat (or other test of extreme skill) is given right of succession to the throne, unless other candidates are found. as no others had the means to fend off an entire pack of sabre cats, their rule was uncontested, and their tenureship of The Rift’s governing body went about as well as one could imagine seven wild cats would do in the situation.

historians refer to the fall of Jarl Hist-Carp and the subsequent events as “The Dumbest Six Months Ever”, and the smaller histcarp variety of fish was named in his honour. the ruins of his underwater longhouse can be found deep underwater near the fisheries of modern-day riften, a popular gathering place for tourists and the local argonian community

i think the post is still good but i am so, so very tired of all the “LMAO DID YOU EAT SOME DRUG WHEN YOU THIS???” or “THE ALWAYTS SUNNY MAN WROTE THIS AND I KNOW IT” comments

and i get them far more often than i would like

also don’t like all the comments that are like “hmm! wow! sure is some confident wording for a stupid asshole who doesn’t make sense!” sorts of comments

or the ones that compare me to the president of the united states???

good post awful additions

probably? tentatively

on the one hand we know like next to nothing about it right now (i think? unless there was some Reveal that i missed)

on the other hand i so extremely love the idea of “monster hunter-like game, but on PC & free to play”

so im definitely hopeful about it at the moment, going off the premise alone! 

also from what little i remember about the weapons they’ve revealed it sounds like there’s some kind of Jet-Boosted Hammer and i am 1000% here for this sorts of thing

this makes me uncomfortable. im just a person like you

Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

hey thanks a lot. i dont often respond to compliments i get like this but i want to let y’all know it really means a lot to me. Look AT this picture of a seal.

Wow! She is overseeing this month’s harvest.

i can promise you with absolute certainty that i will not ever post pictures of my face or self on this web space here

i don’t, generally

now THIS is an ask i can GET behind