Slumby your blog is a haven of quietude and goodness, an oasis in the darkness, you're such an appeasing and fundamentally good person. Good job
Anonymous

“slumby” is a cute nickname wtf. i love it

and thank you!! aw jeez! i try to be a good and kind and welcoming person and sometimes this is difficult for me but im glad it still comes through sometimes

i went and made that and now you dont even have a submit page
Anonymous

i don’t know what “That” is in reference to but my submissions are off because people were being weird with them

Is MH generations worth getting at full price or should I wait for a price drop/buy the last installment
Anonymous

full price is 40-ish bucks and i definitely think that’s a fair price, there is a TON of content and a lot of depth for what there is, but:

1) the g-rank version is going to be coming out soon in japan & will likely get announced for other regions soon after that; if you’re willing to wait you can save yourself the money and just pick up that one

2) the game also seems to go on sale fairly often at online retailers and in the eshop, i think right now it might be 33% off in some regions? so if you Absolutely Must Have It Now then looking into that might be worth it

basically - if you can wait, maybe wait for MHXX localization announcement. if you CAN’T wait, go for it, but look for some discounts on it if you can (especially if you think you’ll be wanting the g-rank expansion, which’ll be full price)

hi i just started following you and thought i'd give you a tip about glavenous tails. cutting them is SUPER easy with an Adept-style longsword, since the final blow of the dodge-combo is a quick slash directly overhead, and can hit the tail consistently if you aim it. Adept-style also gives you invulnerability to his ultimate tail-swing if you can time it right, so that's a plus too.
Anonymous

ooooo this is neat

i LOVE adept longsword but i have trouble landing the big attacks on his tail with it? gonna keep this in mind for next time i need some Tail’s & i’m in a LS mood, thank you

Okay who is a better boy: Ulfric or Titus Mede II?
Anonymous

this is like picking between a pooping bum and a jar of farts. i’m going to abstain from answering the question. here’s a picture of heimskr

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i don’t remember why i put a bunch of cheese wheels over him but i’ve had this picture saved for ages

im not 100% sure but i think the mansquitoes post starts with rule of thumb somewhere in there. i mean that anon still doesnt really make sense but yeah
Anonymous

that’s entirely possible, but in that case it raises more questions, like “why does some rando care about my grasp of grammar and expressions on a two-year-old joke post i made about monster hunter, one where i say things like ‘mansquito’ and ‘really frog’, to the point of open anonymous hostility”

and “why do they assume i care about this thing”

Which is better boy: balgruuf or alduin
Anonymous

balgruuf, no contest. balgruuf is a nice boy, he does a good job, he likes to talk to his people to understand what their troubles and needs are. i trust him.

alduin is basically a spoiled bratty rich kid who pays for everything using his dad’s Dragon Credit Card and throws huge fits when people don’t do everything he says. he is a bad and naughty sausage with wings, and every time i fight him in the video game The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim, i make sure to bop him in the nose with my fists at least once just to show him what for.

Learn what the term "rule of thumb" means lmao
Anonymous

i am very aware of what these words mean

don’t understand why you assume i don’t? or what inspired this message? but okay

where can i find binky? in real life.
Anonymous

Circus

why did u remove the frog post?
Anonymous

i didn’t? i just edited the original post. which i did for 3 reasons

  1. i got tired of the flood of “OMG WTF WHAT DOES THIS MEAN WHAT IS THIS” questions and comments so i thought i’d modify the source to give some explanation / some context. at this point it’s like a year old or something? so there’s no way people are going to find it by trawling through my blog, they’re gonna find it through someone else’s reblog of it. at that point they already know what the post originally said, might as well answer their Frequently Asked Question’s if they got ‘em
  2. when i have a post that gets very popular i eventually get REALLY tired of having that post’s contents swarming my dashboard and my notifications. i like to edit what they say every now and then, so that instead of being reminded of the thing i wrote that i’m tired of, i get notifications that say things like “Ham Fuck” or “Buck Bumble Now Canon In The Star Wars Universe” and i get a good laugh for a while. also sometimes i forget that i do this and i suddenly get a face full of “top post of the day: Oh Funck” and have a chuckle trying to remember what post that used to be
  3. To Get Anything For Free In Any Shop.

that’s all