can i say though that i love your blog? you have such a great personality and you make funny jokes and you're a bright spot on this website !
Anonymous

aw, thank you! i appreciate that

my brain likes to generate a lot of nonsense and it genuinely makes me happy to know that it can help brighten people’s days, even if only for a little bit

TELL US THE SECRET
Anonymous

hi anon. iwas playing overwatch with my girlfriend earlier. it was fun. i like to play the hero, “Lucio”. he is a very good boy. have a good evening!

I saw a good post by you and was about to follow but the first post I see on your blog is about having bad farts
Anonymous

If YOu Can’t Handle Me At My Awful Garlic Farts Then You Don’t Deserve Me At My Very Good Posts Babout Frogs

If it turns out you run fruitsoftheape and not sandsvendor, making your protestations *technically* correct, I'mma laugh
Anonymous

i can confirm that as of today, february 15th, 2017, at 8:22 PM, i have no official involvement with anything related to sandsverse or vendor blogs

i DID hoard an awful no-good very bad URL once out of fear that someone else would use it for nefarious purposes but that’s really the extent of it

This is proof that you run the sandsvendor100 blog.
Anonymous

it… it isn’t really, no

Are we allowed to rb the mathemagics post? asking since someone has clearly reblogged + u responding it but also its an original post for u and i dont see the tag and i know u care
Anonymous

yeah go ahead

forgot 2 tag it, my bad lmao

the "index this dick and ball's" post is honestly one of the funniest things ive ever read
Anonymous

im glad you enjoyed it haha. it was literally the first thing to pop in to my head when i finally solved a frustrating problem about arrays in PL/SQL and it felt like it was too good to just leave stewing in my clown’s brain

my high school had one of those manga science books in the library but it was The Manga Guide To Quantum Mechanics and the part about schrodinger's cat was instead schrodingers catgirl
Anonymous

lmfao nice

my college has several of these books and i keep bumping into them which im certain is some kind of omen at this point

the only one whose contents i remember offhand are The Manga Guide To Physics, iirc it was a sports manga about lesbian tennis players (the lesbian part might have been subtext that i misunderstood though lol)

petra is a nice name
Anonymous

thanks! i like it too

hey, petra slumbermancer. long time listener, first time caller. so, tell us: what's your secret? thanks for your time. love, petra slumbermancer

an excellent question, petra slumbermancer. 

here’s my secret: i’m gay and it gives me power

thank you for your message.