I’m in Montana! There’s trees! There’s some birds AND rocks!

That’s all.

*just absolutely TEARS into an apple with my large and imposing molars*

we’re at a gas station and the car parked next to us has its bass cranked up SO so high. i can’t tell what the music is. it keeps making an alarming rumbling sound. this car has truck nuts and they’re very big

that’s the power of cube-shaped hole, baby!

CHOOSE

Hooberstank

We were talking about Neopets and I asked Kathryn, “so, do you remember Jelly World? What was up with that?”

I was going to bring up the fact that it was a hidden area & how there were plans to make a movie about it or something? But her IMMEDIATE response, without skipping a BEAT after I finished my first sentence, was “It’s a fetish thing. No question. Only explanation.”

Then she just stared at me with this look on her face for two minutes straight while I started crying from laughter

YES i just ate some small meats directly out of the fridge. YES you are powerless to stop me. NO i don’t know what that smell is either. Any other question…??