are there Wizard’s Orbs in The Elder Scrolls? fellow Lore-Masters i am eager to hear your thoughts.
How were your pistachio nuts?
HMMM, oh… Those pistachio’s Nutts… that’s the good stuff. Had some Yester’s Day; BIG crunch BIG shell BIG tasty. some of those even had an extra with “spice”… just fascinating what a pistacho can do if you’d let it.
~The Nut Experience~
sometimes when you’re just tucking in to a bowl of Pastaschio nut, just absolutely gnashing and MASHing it. Well sometime you’ll find THAT BAD NUT. It happens. When you’ll taste it you’ll think “ah, it sucks ass. but im chewing so much”.
That’s just the way it is, sometimes, when you’re having a lovely little bit of nuts time.
What was that sound?
YOU
dreamt that a new law was passed which forced everyone to go back to high school. the school was too small to accommodate literally everyone in Quebec. they ran out of lockers. I had to use a little shelf with no locks or way to secure my stuff.
it made me so mad that I just left and became the world’s most illegal cross-country runner instead. there was like half an hour of just me running in the dream?? i have no way of knowing or confirming if it was actually half an hour but it certainly felt like that, or longer.
i outran a police helicopter (which I guess was after me because I wasn’t in school??) and i feel like i could have run basically indefinitely but i stopped for reasons like
“running through the desert forever is really boring” (Ominous)
and “you can’t play with cats while you’re running” (Truth)
anyways then I woke up because a naughty magpie was screaming at me for real. this bird has done this every day at 5 in the morning for every day I have been here. i trust this bird without question.
thought I saw an account on the internet named “Anime Farts Fan” and it filed me with an immeasurable dread. No being is more powerful than the Anime Farts Fan.
ACCEPTING THE CIRCUMSTANCES
The first step towards acceptance is “Acceptance”. The second step towards acceptance is “Owls In The Hundreds”.
@unrealtournament4 “Bingo With Wizards” is an exceptionally powerful name for a band, or a film, or a game show, or any number of things in fact! Thank you for this mighty incantation
the new meme I guess is making bingo boards about yourself? but I’m on mobile and I’m so tired and I don’t feel invested enough in this meme. so I’m just going to describe in words what mine would look like.
on one side a square would say, “BATTLE AXE”. on another side a square would say “CROSSBOW”. all the bottom row squares would say “WIZARDS”, except for one which would say “THE WIZARD’S CURSE”. the Free Space square would just be question marks instead. every other square is a picture of Baby Yoshi.
also there would also be the logo for The Elder Scrolls somewhere but like… not anywhere in the bingo board. somewhere outside it. maybe it’s really small, or maybe it’s partially transparent to the point where it’s hard to see. not sure which is funnier. not both at once though. anyways that’s the Petra Holly Slumbermancer Bingo Board Experience
