Ultimate Tragedy Of Our Times: fools and cowards all at Capcom REFUSE to put a Scrooge McDuck as a playable character in a MvC video game
saw some weird tumblr ad that was like “Do you have an exit strategy?” & I didn’t watch the video or anything so I have NO idea what it’s trying to sell me but my immediate thought was “oh hell yeah buddy” and then I spent a minute imagining myself just colliding with walls in all sorts of ways and shattering them into thousands of little triangles like it was nothing
awful, AWFUL dreams last night about trying to forge the Perfect Bowl of porridge. Miserable time. Turns out oatmeal’s just impossible in funny nightmare world!
RULE OF FIRST IN NIGHTMARE REALM: I love to so small.
RULE OF SECONDS IN NIGHTMARE REALM: They’re already here.
RULE OF THIRDS IN NIGHTMARE REALM: Oatmeal CANNOT exist outside of symbolic form.
awful, AWFUL dreams last night about trying to forge the Perfect Bowl of porridge. Miserable time. Turns out oatmeal’s just impossible in funny nightmare world!
im sure this pirates game is good and fine but literally whenever I think about “pirates video game” all I can think about is PIE ASS
