was thinking “oh this game’s art is neat, wonder what it is” and then the man just started SCREAMING and I would love to go home now

U SAY “DWARVES BUT IN SPACE” IM ON THE WAY

more like PlayerKnown now am I right gamers? [i am IMMEDIATELY bombarded with a pressurized blast of owls and there’s no trace of me left]

would like an open world game where you just play as a bird. none of this Assassin’s Greed nonsense.

Xbon one confirmed.

running theme of xboc e3 so far is “don’t you care about these things you can’t afford?” And so far my answer is a resounding “no, actually,”

“ENJOY THW WORLD PREMIERE OF THIS SUPER HELL-CAR!!” thanks! I can never afford this!

“I will be fighting to survive” - real quote as the xbox demo person is hurled violently into The Autodrome

WORLD PREMIERE -
It’s car real.

JUST TRY TO SOLVE MY RIDDLE OF CUBES, GAMER…