The descriptions for different materials in BotW are so good and charming because they range from like

“this ancient device has slept waiting for thousands of years and will banish any foe it meets to oblivion”

to “This fish is mad as hell, and eating it will get you so mad too.”

TRIAL OF THE SWORD AT SEA

PLAYABLE YODA?!!?

HOOOOOOGH!!!!

Star Wars Battlefront II - now with three times as many numbers

Star War time… hope they show the little funny men

“Hey here’s this cool looking teaser for the big power armour video game! Want to know more? Well that’s too bad because I’m LeBron James now”

I don’t care about 4K!! EA What have you DONE with the Super MMARIO!!? !

Funny little black kitty is blocking thos video game. She is so soft so it’s okay!

Who are these men? What are they talking about? I don’t know WHAT sports are, please just tell me what they have done with my wonderful Super Mario

“THE DATA OF RONALDO” is SUCH a powerful phrase, thank you FIFA 18 preview video