five years in the towerfor all intents and purposes, birds make no sense whatsoever, except to other birds.
accept everything a bird tells you at face value, and make no effort to extrapolate Further Meaning, lest you become trapped in the troubles and towers of Bird-Truths
for all intents and purposes, birds make no sense whatsoever, except to other birds.
accept everything a bird tells you at face value, and make no effort to extrapolate Further Meaning, lest you become trapped in the troubles and towers of Bird-Truths
So far my time in Seattle has taught me three things. The first thing is “traffic and driving in cities worldwide is a miserable hellscape.” The second thing is “Whole Foods is a funny little place where some wizards do an overpriced magical spell on your cauliflower but it WONT be cooked, sorry!”
The third and most important lesson is “it is literally NEVER too early to grill up some hot dogs, buddy ! ” and I feel like I’ve been imparted a VERY important wisdom today.
I’m learning so much. Wow… My so smart brain already.!
10 in the morning, I’m sitting outside the place kathryn and I are staying at, 30 cars are honking at the truck in front of them because the truck had the decency to wait for pedestrians to cross the street. I can ALREADY smell the hot dog smells on the wind. Seattle isn’t real and I love it. I’ve decided.
Sorry to say this to you all on a lovely and belated Sunday afternoon but every THING which I have said is TRUE!!!! Can’t say a lie. That’s just part of the wizard’s curse, folks, and that’s really just the way it is.
to elaborate: The Wizard’s Curse was less “I am incapable of speaking lies” and more “everything I say is immediately and retroactively made True”.
that’s just wizard’s for you… SIGH!! [i pluck a grape directly from the thing using ONLY my oh-so-clever teeth]
