“I am the world number one Bastard.” - me when im just COVERED in brambles and twigs
it is genuinely so funny to me that there are apparently multiple instances of “this magic sword was so good that sometimes it would just walk off and start fighting things all by itself” in norse mythology. i love it so much
can’t believe Blizzard finally announced the inclusion of critically acclaimed French comic book heroes Astérix and Obélix as the next heroes being added to Overwatch. been waiting months for this
pros AND cons of being me
cons: tired a lot, nervous always, poor verbal communication
pros: soft, warm, LOVE to look at pictures of owls, 100% IMMUNE to all magical effects
there is nothing funnier to me than some of the incredible juxtaposition on 58kill’s blog
the original posts about destroying the sandsverse, only to return months later as a horrible muscle inflation fetishist??
reuben describing himself as the infinite and endless growth of the universe and existence itself, IMMEDIATELY followed up with “Uh Oh! My Hard, Hot Belly!”
folks I MUST say it gives me a chuckle or a few.
