How long do you usually last before killing Nazeem bc I always last .5 seconds and then he's dead
nazeem is a horrid little man but tbh i don’t think i’ve ever… killed any NPCs of my own volition? outside of hostile ones (or marks for the dark brotherhood, whenever i go for that questline)
…no wait, there’s one exception. i HAVE killed rolff stone-fist. several times. because he’s a vile and irredeemable man. i have gone through elaborate means to obliterate him because he is set to essential for some reason. my favourite was modding the game to make him non-essential, modding the game to make anyone who likes you a potential follower (because apparently beating someone in a brawl makes them your friend??), then bringing him with me to the
Sacellum of Boethiah to gut him and turn him into some sort of horrible meat puppet for one of the Good Daedra
i did that on a khajiit character, she thought of herself as kind of a superhero / robin hood-kinda person, with a secret identity she used during her Escapades. she was a talented pickpocket, an adept at speechcraft and illusion magic, decent enough with a bow, a devout follower of boethiah, & a useless lesbian with a horrible crush on suvaris atheron
i should make her Canon in my next playthrough somehow lmao. maybe she becomes friends with my gentleman altmer vampire thief. ultimate solidarity between a lesbian and a gay man
slumbermancer:
aside from Bean Dream, last night I dreamt that nintendo’s big E3 announcement was a re-release of Super Smash Bros. 64 on the Switch
no online play, no new stages or items, no updated graphics or audio
the only new feature was a single new character (cannot for the life of me remember who the character was but I think it was a character they made up for this game?) and the only way to unlock them was to beat single player on Very Hard & then complete the brand new shoot-em-up section they added immediately afterwards
the shmup section had new HD graphics and psychedelic visuals, it was very difficult to parse what was happening on screen at any given moment. your ship was an airplane that was always being driven by Yoshi. the airplane had rocket boosters. the announcer kept saying encouraging voice lines while you progressed. it owned
also there was one other change: they made Fox an unlockable character
aside from Bean Dream, last night I dreamt that nintendo’s big E3 announcement was a re-release of Super Smash Bros. 64 on the Switch
no online play, no new stages or items, no updated graphics or audio
the only new feature was a single new character (cannot for the life of me remember who the character was but I think it was a character they made up for this game?) and the only way to unlock them was to beat single player on Very Hard & then complete the brand new shoot-em-up section they added immediately afterwards
the shmup section had new HD graphics and psychedelic visuals, it was very difficult to parse what was happening on screen at any given moment. your ship was an airplane that was always being driven by Yoshi. the airplane had rocket boosters. the announcer kept saying encouraging voice lines while you progressed. it owned
I’m delicious AND expensive!
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the horrid bean who came to me in a dream last night
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Svenja’s Fall - a cautionary tale
an open-source wizard is a powerful sorts of thing. underestimate at your extreme peril.
A snarl. A clang. A deafening roar. And the ecstasy of steel takes hold once more…
y'ever just… climb into bed… get all comfy and snuggled up, wrapped in the good blankets… and start making some truly AWFUL grunting and whooping noises
