the old meme: "Slayer."
that NEW hotness: "Slubber."
Look AT him. Warm smile. Gentle and welcoming eyes. perfectly groomed hair and brows.
Perfect boy!!! Count Dooku VERY FUN BOY.
MOST FUCKED UP THING!! ABOUT “Star Wars”
count dooku’s sith name is fucking Darth Tyranus, which is like probably THE greatest villain name ever (or at least up there with the Best Names)
and yet he’s almost never referred to by this name??? instead everyone goes out of their way to call him Count DooDoo. even he calls himself this. george lucas you have made a grave mistake on these days.
Every morning on this earth the Wretched Sun blasts me with her loving and deadly rays, filling me with vim and vigour. Every DAMB day I give her the BIG salute because she is so strong and cool.
I tell her “OH! vile and Wretched orb of space, Thank You every day for the gift of PEP you give to me, and thank you for giving me the light to see ones and for all that horse’s milk…? Simply does not exist!”
She never replies because she is a large ball of heated gas very far away in space. That’s fine. She’s doing her best.
