slumbermancer:

i DO have one khajiit wizard OC that i haven’t talked about much. he’s one of the big quadrupedal khajiit. he’s an older fellow. he mostly specializes in alteration and destruction but he mostly uses it for non-combat purposes. 

his favourite spells are telekinetic spells because 1) it makes it easier to move things and use things without hands and thumbs, and 2) it’s good for playing tricks on people. he’s a fisherman by trade and he mostly gets his money by selling to taverns and smaller villages. he uses his spells to hoist around rods and catches (he likes to use his mouth and paws when he can though), and he uses ice magic to help preserve his catches (something a fishmonger in riften taught him)! the things he loves most are jokes, fish, bugs, painting, and his husband (a big, gruff & grumpy, kinda quiet nord barkeep). his husband’s favourite things are warm meals, good fancy drink, botany, & the love of his life.

they’re both very passionate and stubborn and often times they get into blown-out-of-proportion quarrels over things but they never take it too far and they would never hurt each other. they both like poking fun at each other but they’re both the type to get up in arms if anyone else ever said anything rude to the other.

i had names written down for them at some point but i can’t remember where. i REALLY need to keep better track of OC names. anyways the nord likes to take his khajiit husband out on boat rides sometimes on their days off. they like to talk about the critters they spot. one time they saw a REALLY big beetle! well, thanks for reading

I remembered their names! The khajiit is Dro'Jamarr and the nord is Rodulf (whose last name I never decided upon, but I was thinking something like “Shaky-Handed” or “the Quiet”).

I forgot to mention that they like to do music together!! Dro studied at the Bards College when he was younger before he ended up becoming a fisherman instead. Rodulf always wanted to go there but was never quite able to make it.

Dro sings and plays some sort of fancy Elsweyri wind pipe. Rodulf likes flutes, wind instruments & percussions. Sometimes they play for the tavern customers. Sometimes they play WITH them, if they bring their own instruments! You’d have to catch Rodulf on a good day for that, but Dro is almost always happy to.

The Famous And Original King Of Hist Carp
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hollowtones:

a very big fish that the hist turned into an argonian

…or was it an argonian the hist shaped like a very big fish? it matters little.

most famous for his brief stature as jarl of riften in the early 3rd Era, notable for his legislations that helped with the immigration and acceptance of a growing argonian population, and bolstered the booming aquacultural economy, promoting the national and international trade of  nordic seaweed, crustaceans and shellfish, and “[…] those delicious little fishes, what do you call them in your tongue again? sardines? oh, i am going to just eat like three hundred of those tonight, thank you”

slightly less famous for being devoured by a ravenous pack of sabre cats one fateful night. per skyrim tradition, any who defeats a jarl or ruler in combat (or other test of extreme skill) is given right of succession to the throne, unless other candidates are found. as no others had the means to fend off an entire pack of sabre cats, their rule was uncontested, and their tenureship of The Rift’s governing body went about as well as one could imagine seven wild cats would do in the situation.

historians refer to the fall of Jarl Hist-Carp and the subsequent events as “The Dumbest Six Months Ever”, and the smaller histcarp variety of fish was named in his honour. the ruins of his underwater longhouse can be found deep underwater near the fisheries of modern-day riften, a popular gathering place for tourists and the local argonian community

mosspig432:

slumbermancer:

i trust everyone who uses shotguns often in FPS video games

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Listen. I Would Trust Him Without Question.

i trust everyone who uses shotguns often in FPS video games

Bring me another.
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Reinhardt Wilhelm, after swallowing a raw onion, whole, with minimal chewing (Overwatch, 2016)

honestly the way the current staff of suppermariobroth refer to the old previous owner fills me with an incredible and unshakeable dread. like something horrible happened

SPIDER MAN BIG PANTS

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