The Famous And Original King Of Hist Carp
Anonymousa very big fish that the hist turned into an argonian
…or was it an argonian the hist shaped like a very big fish? it matters little.
most famous for his brief stature as jarl of riften in the early 3rd Era, notable for his legislations that helped with the immigration and acceptance of a growing argonian population, and bolstered the booming aquacultural economy, promoting the national and international trade of nordic seaweed, crustaceans and shellfish, and “[…] those delicious little fishes, what do you call them in your tongue again? sardines? oh, i am going to just eat like three hundred of those tonight, thank you”
slightly less famous for being devoured by a ravenous pack of sabre cats one fateful night. per skyrim tradition, any who defeats a jarl or ruler in combat (or other test of extreme skill) is given right of succession to the throne, unless other candidates are found. as no others had the means to fend off an entire pack of sabre cats, their rule was uncontested, and their tenureship of The Rift’s governing body went about as well as one could imagine seven wild cats would do in the situation.
historians refer to the fall of Jarl Hist-Carp and the subsequent events as “The Dumbest Six Months Ever”, and the smaller histcarp variety of fish was named in his honour. the ruins of his underwater longhouse can be found deep underwater near the fisheries of modern-day riften, a popular gathering place for tourists and the local argonian community
“but petra, the hist cant make argonians that are basically just fish or birds or dinosaurs! they gotta be lizards or reptiles or whatever!!”
listen. the hist can do whatever they please. if a tree can talk to me and do spells then who am i to tell them what they can and can’t do??
The Famous And Original King Of Hist Carp
Anonymousa very big fish that the hist turned into an argonian
…or was it an argonian the hist shaped like a very big fish? it matters little.
most famous for his brief stature as jarl of riften in the early 3rd Era, notable for his legislations that helped with the immigration and acceptance of a growing argonian population, and bolstered the booming aquacultural economy, promoting the national and international trade of nordic seaweed, crustaceans and shellfish, and “[…] those delicious little fishes, what do you call them in your tongue again? sardines? oh, i am going to just eat like three hundred of those tonight, thank you”
slightly less famous for being devoured by a ravenous pack of sabre cats one fateful night. per skyrim tradition, any who defeats a jarl or ruler in combat (or other test of extreme skill) is given right of succession to the throne, unless other candidates are found. as no others had the means to fend off an entire pack of sabre cats, their rule was uncontested, and their tenureship of The Rift’s governing body went about as well as one could imagine seven wild cats would do in the situation.
historians refer to the fall of Jarl Hist-Carp and the subsequent events as “The Dumbest Six Months Ever”, and the smaller histcarp variety of fish was named in his honour. the ruins of his underwater longhouse can be found deep underwater near the fisheries of modern-day riften, a popular gathering place for tourists and the local argonian community
listen the new star wars battlefront game seems neat & im glad people are excited by the announcement
but im like 90% sure this is going to be another disappointment unless EA finally smartens up and adds Iguana Yoda as a playable character
had a dream that overwatch was real. and that Orisa was real. and that she could change from her regular centaur body into an imitation human body so that she could look like a human and no one could tell she was a robot actually
she was dating my sister so i had to go visit her home in numbani. her home was on the edge of a cliff. she didn’t have a “room” of her own but she DID have a water slide set up on the side of her home (the side facing the cliff edge) that led to a small overhanging wooden platform with a bed & a charging station set up on it. also a shelf with a bunch of Majora’s Mask memorabilia & LoZ drawings??? i guess orisa likes the legend of zelda
then i got taken captive by some evil scientist woman because i guess i had wizard powers and she wanted to steal my wizard powers? so orisa had to kick down the walls of the house and then she gave me a ride to safety
then we rode on the water slide. it felt like something from super mario sunshine.
i woke up disappointed because i do not own a water slide. or a pool. or wizard powers
