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| — | Barnes & Noble, on the topic of “Sex Oranges” (via slumbermancer) |
basically, i think the general rule of thumb is: if someone REALLY wants the blood that’s inside of your body, and they’re like… a vampire, or a dracula, or some sort of mansquito, then that’s probably okay. a dracula and a mansquito are made for removing things like blood and swords from inside your body. that’s basically fine.
if something wants to get at your blood, and they’re, say, some kind of murdersaurus, or maybe a really big frog, that’s where the problems start to arise. a really frog is not made for removing blood, and your blood knows this, which is why it is so vehement about wanting to stay IN your body instead of coming out.
unfortunately this will not deter a really big frog, because a really big frog is full of things like prizes, and value, and quite a lot of hatred, and it would REALLY rather like to replace any and all of those things with your blood, and basically by any means possible.
These words scan with a fantastic degree of confidence considering that together they make no sense at all
I want to understand so bad. What drove you to make this? What experiences or evidence are you basing this on? Why do really big frogs want to replace their prizes, values, and quite a bit of hatred with blood instead of literally anything else?
hey,
dont worry babout it.
You are possibly the most person who had ever person
i appreciate the sentiment but this is categorically false. i think i’m like 80% hot air and 3% sludge at minimum
it was my son and he said “I’m eleven and can’t tie my shoes.” we ALL know that’s not true. he CAN tie his shoes, he’s NOT eleven, and he’s NOT real. cannot believe the nerve of him
