a very large bird carrying an elephant seal… now that’s just nonsense. impossible! unthinkable! nothing like THAT would ever happen…hmmm?
when the world collapses and existence as we know it crumbles to dust around us, there WILL be an elephant seal there and he WILL be waiting for us. you gotta trust me on this one.
hello dr. p. slumbermancer. i just wanted to let you know that i really love your creativity and i hope that you have a very good day!!!
Anonymoushey thanks a lot. i dont often respond to compliments i get like this but i want to let y’all know it really means a lot to me. Look AT this picture of a seal.
Wow! She is overseeing this month’s harvest.
how would you describe the sound of “Hefty Mississippi”
it’s mostly just this & the sound of massive fatty seal bodies thumping against each other but they can belt out some real meaty saxophone riffs sometimes. i hear Slampin’ Stu Slephant can play a mean piano, whenever he works up the energy to hoist his massive bulk to the seat and tickle the ivories
Pictured: Slampin’ Stu Slephant, getting ready for another hard day at the jazz factory
