Promise me.

Promise me.

gengarite replied to your post “i could write an essay about how smart and creative BotW is from a…”

my favorite thing is setting up a campfire with wood and flint and paragliding up onto platforms within shrines that I probably should’ve puzzled my way onto instead

ohh my god

110+ shrines in and it never once occurred to me to try this??? this RULES

i could write an essay about how smart and creative BotW is from a mechanical standpoint but i think my favourite part of it is how the various mechanics all fit together to enable you (if not encourage you) to pull off some absolutely illegal slapstick nonsense in combat situations, like every encounter is some kind of freeform puzzle where the end goal is “just absolutely clown all over ganon’s minions”

Love being a warlock, love doing warlock's activities

constantly preparing a sorcery 

constantly doing a vile and cursèd spell in the woods

constantly committing wizard crimes and getting tossed into wizard’s jail, only to escape milliseconds later because i warlocked the prison walls into harmless, harmless pita breads with hummus & then ate my way out

constantly HURLING spells at my wizard’s rival, Johnson P. “Filth” Randall, just absolutely CHUCKING them at his awful face and ass

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Fallout: New Vaguest

slumbermancer:

you’re a mailman. you tried to do your job but then you didn’t. your head hurts. go for a walk. it’s nevada. there’s ants. there’s men. they’ll fire a gun.

come ON, ronn

come ON, ronn

This gentle friend ran up to me in the streets today and showed me some VERY important wiggles in exchange for chin scratches

do you ever think about spaghetti and then you get excited

Ominous

Ominous