the rich and untapped world of A Bug’s Life lore
Fuck it. I’m sleep deprived and my brain isn’t firing on all cylinders, I’m FULL of ideas and DEVOID of impulse control. here’s my good post about how I hear the voices of sandsverse characters in my head when I read them.
Horace sounds like a mix between Bowser, Roadhog and Thrall from Warcraft 3. There is a howling wind and the rustling of leaves. At night, a cricket is there. Otherwise, it was never there. Winter never left. Horace’s voice has won 4 separate trophies. The trophies make no sound, because that would be silly. Boisterous and rumbling, equal parts jovial and furious.
Seymour sounds like the announcer from the WarioWare Wii game that narrates the different ways you need to hold the remote, but mixed with eeyore from Winnie the Pooh. Subtitles manifest physically sometimes. Sea shanties manifest physically too. The kind of voice that sounds like very smooth marbles feel. Puts cosigns to sleep, except when it doesn’t.
Elmer’s voice is mischievous and confident but I cannot think of any examples of this because I am tired. Every time he uses an exclamation point you can hear cannons fire. Hundreds of stars are bombarded, shattered and forgotten in an instant. Also he’s a bit nasally.
I like to think Gerold the tapir speaks exclusively in the sounds of real & MIDI brass instruments instead of having some sort of voice that regular people can understand.
The coming of Bibo is followed always by the sound of helicopters mixed with the song “Death” from the FEZ soundtrack. Sometimes it’s lawn mowers. Sometimes I’m crying.
Melman funny fish NO speaking. , oh fuck,
That’s it.
“they already have voices though, they have text-to-speech voices in their audio posts”
I always assumed it was like that because they don’t know how to use microphones.
Fuck it. I’m sleep deprived and my brain isn’t firing on all cylinders, I’m FULL of ideas and DEVOID of impulse control. here’s my good post about how I hear the voices of sandsverse characters in my head when I read them.
Horace sounds like a mix between Bowser, Roadhog and Thrall from Warcraft 3. There is a howling wind and the rustling of leaves. At night, a cricket is there. Otherwise, it was never there. Winter never left. Horace’s voice has won 4 separate trophies. The trophies make no sound, because that would be silly. Boisterous and rumbling, equal parts jovial and furious.
Seymour sounds like the announcer from the WarioWare Wii game that narrates the different ways you need to hold the remote, but mixed with eeyore from Winnie the Pooh. Subtitles manifest physically sometimes. Sea shanties manifest physically too. The kind of voice that sounds like very smooth marbles feel. Puts cosigns to sleep, except when it doesn’t.
Elmer’s voice is mischievous and confident but I cannot think of any examples of this because I am tired. Every time he uses an exclamation point you can hear cannons fire. Hundreds of stars are bombarded, shattered and forgotten in an instant. Also he’s a bit nasally.
I like to think Gerold the tapir speaks exclusively in the sounds of real & MIDI brass instruments instead of having some sort of voice that regular people can understand.
The coming of Bibo is followed always by the sound of helicopters mixed with the song “Death” from the FEZ soundtrack. Sometimes it’s lawn mowers. Sometimes I’m crying.
Melman funny fish NO speaking. , oh fuck,
That’s it.
dreamt there was new DLC for Breath of the Wild called “The Tower”. the DLC had no description other than “[…] adds a new, more pleasant gameplay experience.” installing it made all your previous saves inaccessible.
you had to restart the game, but when you did it started you out in a middle-class Canadian suburban home, your only equipment was the Master Sword and a very thick log, and there was a new type of Guardian that looked like a cross between R2-D2 and a wizard who was gradually destroying the house’s foundations with it’s deadly beams.
I fought the robot and cut all its legs off and before I could land the finishing blow the game started a surgery mini game where I had to cut open the Guardian and remove the viruses inside of it, like something out of Trauma Center??
the rest of the game was regular BotW gameplay except it happened in hyper-realistic beaches and seaside resorts. everyone looked like IRL humans. Koroks were still there, inexplicably. They were the one thing that didn’t make dream-me feel uncontrollable anger.
